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marketing concepts

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A Professor at one of the IIMs
was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you
“Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. -
“That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she
introduces you to her husband. -
“That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him -
“That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your
wife arrives. -
“That’s restriction for entering new markets

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Facts About India

December 4, 2009 2 comments

Quotable Quotes
Albert Einstein said: “We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to
count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been
made.”

Mark Twain said: “India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace
of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the
great grandmother of tradition. Our most valuable and most instructive
materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.”

French scholar Romain Rolland said: “If there is one place on the face of
earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very
earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India.”

Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA said: “India conquered and
dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a
single soldier across her border.”

Indian Outlook at Humanity
India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

The World’s first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More
than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.

The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century CE was one of the
greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

Sanskrit is the most suitable language for the computer software – a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.

Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the
father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is
fast regaining its rightful place all over the world.

Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by her wealth.

The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago. The very
word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit roots, nau (raft) & gatih (movement). The word “navy” is also derived from the same Sanskrit root `nau’ (nauka) .

Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun
hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit
the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.

The value of ‘pi’ was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the
concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in
the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.

Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations were
propounded by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the
Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as
1053 with specific names as early as 5000 BC during the Vedic period.Even
today, the largest used number is Tera:1012.

According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was
the only source of diamonds in the world.

The USA based IEEE proves what has been a century old suspicion in the world
scientific community that the pioneer of wireless communication was Acharya Jagdeesh Chandra Bose and not Marconi.

The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
According to Saka King Rudradaman-I of 150 CE a beautiful lake aptly called
‘Sudarshana’ was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta
Maurya’s time.

Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists
of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, contracts,
artificial legs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and
brain surgery.Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India. Over 125
surgical equipments were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology,
etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also
found in many texts.

When Europeans were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago,Indians
established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).

The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

Meraa Bhaarat Mahaan,

Some interesting information:
There are 3.22 Million Indians in America
36% of NASA employees are Indians.
34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians
28% of IBM employees are Indians
17% of INTEL employees are Indians
13% of XEROX employees are Indians
38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
12% of Scientists in America are Indians.

you can hate them, you can love them but just can’t ignore them!
BE PROUD – BE INDIAN

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punchlines revisited

December 3, 2009 22 comments
BPL BELIEVE IN THE BEST
FORD GO GREEN GO FORD
LIC WE KNOW INDIA BETTER
HINDUSTAN TIMES LIVE SMART
SAMSUNG DIGITAL EVERY ONE’S INVITED
RAYMOND THE COMPLETE MAN
CNN BE THE FIRST TO KNOW
BILT IN EVERY PAPER
KOHINOOR IGNITE THE PASSION
SBI WITH YOU – ALL THE WAY
BOB CARDS USE THE BEST
KERALA GOD’S OWN COUNTRY
SAFEXPRESS DISTRIBUTION REDEFINED
WIPRO APPLYING THOUGHT
SUN MICRO SYSTEM TAKE IT TO THE N TH
SCHNIEDER ELECTRIC GET MORE WITH THE WORLD’S POWER & CONTROL SPECIALIST
AMWAY BETTER IDEAS, BETTER LIFE
BRITANNIA EAT HEALTHY THINK BETTER
AMUL THE TASTE OF INDIA
UNION BANK OF INDIA GOOD PEOPLE TO BANK WITH
ING VYSYA LIFE INSURANCE ADDING LIFE TO INSURANCE
GLOBAL TRUST BANK EXPERIENCE A NEW WAY
ELGI THE EXTRA ENGINEERING COMPANY
KIRLOSKAR ENRICHING LIFE
PNB THE NAME YOU CAN BANK UPON
BANK OF BARODA BANKING FOR CUSTOMER RELATION SHIP
FEDEX EX.. WE LIVE TO DELIVER
DOLPHIN THE INTELLIGENT CELLPHONE SERVICE
HYUNDAI ACCENT EXPECT MORE
COMPAQ INSPIRATION TECHNOLOGY
SET MAX DEEWANA BANA DE
MOTOROLA INTELLIGENCE EVERY WHERE
NOKIA HUMAN TECHNOLOGY
AMITY WE NURTURE TALENT
CENTRAL BANK OF INDIA BUILD A BETTER LIFE AROUND US
PRIYAGOLD HAQ SE MAANGO
ALLAHABAD BANK A TRADITION OF TRUST
JK TYRES TOTAL CONTROL
AMAR UJALA YEHI SACH HAI
BSNL CONNECTING INDIA
BOSE BETTER SOUND THROUGH RESEARCH
INDIA TODAY MAKING SENSE OF INDIA TODAY
VAN HEUSSUN POWER DRESSING
VYSYA BANK LTD EXPERIENCE RELATIONSHIP BANKING
CITI BANK YOUR CITY NEVER SLEEPS
JET AIRWAYS THE JOY OF FLYING
RICOH WE’ RE IN YOUR CORNER
ICICI PRODENTIAL WE COVER YOU, AT EVERY STEP IN LIFE
GOODYEAR ONE REVOLUTION AHEAD
PARX SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
TATA IMPROVING THE QUALITY OF LIFE
AMITASHA NURTURING THE GIRL CHILD
AT &T GET THE EDGE
TATA AIG WITH YOU ALWAYS
LIC MUTUAL FUNDS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME
HP GAS YOUR FRIENDLY GAS
IOC PRESERVING NATURE THE WAY NATURE LOVES
AAJ TAK SABSE TEJ
HYUNDAI LEADER SHIP THROUGH LISTENING
KITCHENS OF INDIA A FEAST FOR SENSES (SPICES)
JK PAPER LTD CREATING LASTING IMPRESSIONS
JOHNIE WALKER KEEP WALKING
SOMANY TILES CREATE A WORLD OF YOUR OWN
RELIANCE IND. GROWTH IS LIFE
AIR SAHARA EMOTIONALLY YOURS
BUSINESS TODAY FOR MANAGING TOMORROW
REID & TAYLOR BOND WITH THE BEST
LEE COOPER (SHOES) THINK PERFORMANCE
HP INVENT
BIRLA SUN LIFE YOUR DREAMS OUR COMMITMENT (INSURANCE)
AUSTRIAN AIRLINE THE MOST FRIENDLY AIRLINE
WESTERN UNION THE FASTEST MAY TO RECEIVE MONEY WORLDWIDE
OLIVETY (FAXES & PRINTER) OWN THE INSPIRATION
PHILIPS LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER
WESTSIDE SURPRISINGLY AFFORDABLE STYLE
BUSINESS WORLD WHAT’S STOPPING YOU?
JOBS AHEAD BETTER JOB, BETTER LIFE
THE FIAT SIENA GET NOTICED
WIPRO APPLYING THROUGH
INFOSYS POWERED BY INTELLECT , DRIVEN BY  VALUES
LIC HOUSING FINANCE LTD BRING HOME PEACE OF MIND
LOUIS PHILLIPE THE UPPER CREST
UNITED INDIA INSURANCE REST ASSURED WITH US
REYNOLDS THE PEN THE WORLD PREFERS
CEAT BORN TOUGH
INDICA MORE CAR PER CAR
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